preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

wAIT UNTIL LAST NIGHTS

Oh I watched it!! On the same day that I watched Deborah steal Howard’s custard. It was a really dramatic day.

posted 15 hours ago

i’m marathoning series 4 of gbbo at the moment

worst 

idea

ever

posted 16 hours ago with 1 note

nervouspearl:

The Great British Bake Off: a summary

THE MAGIC BEGINS

A character you’d like to see more of on your dashboard → Ron Weasley
"Why are they all staring?"demanded Albus, as he and Rose craned to look at the other students.
"Don’t let it worry you," said Ron. "It’s me. I’m extremely famous."
 

freak out in a moonage daydream

They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.

thisshitfunny:

thatdudeemu:

queerasfuck88:

Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue

I been waiting for the daily show to come back so they could cover this

Jon rip them boys a new asshole